Best Jokers I've Ever Known

Yesterday I experienced the best joke in my life. I tell you very honestly, CMPB are a great bunch of jokers.
This morning, i went down all the way to Tuas Ave 5 for a job interview.
36km away from my place. It was raining like cats and dogs so i got drenched and still went for my interview. I have high possibilities of getting the job and will receive confirmation later in the morning at about 11 am.
So i went for my interview at 1430hrs and got back home at 1600hrs drenched again because it was still raining. Travelled a total of 72km in one day burning half my bikes fuel tank and my mom calls me.
She called to ask me to buy for her 4D. Not so bad i thought. however, my mom added another comment that was the Joke of the day. CMPB finally sent me my enlistment letter. Biggest joke in my life. The day i can finally find a decend job, CMPB sends their bloody F#$%*& invitation to NS 6 months later on my job interview. After all that trouble of finding a job, sending resumes all over Singapore, finally someone wants to hire me, they F$#*&% send me the enlistment letter. ASSHOLES!!!
And of all places, send me to Civil Defence. Wow. Best prank ever. They sure have some humor.

Near Miss

Went cycling today and i nearly loss my brother.
Eman and I were cycling today along Upper East Coast Road and a stupid driver nearly knocked my brother down. stupid triangle plate driver.
That moron doesn't deserve to get his stupid licence to drive. No darn respect for cyclist and i can't understand why so many singaporean drivers have no respect for cyclist and motorcyclist.

Singaporeans should all ride motorbikes
In my opinion. it's a great idea.
Less fuel is wasted on morons who drive alone. Traffic would lessen and maybe there would be less accidents, near misses and death.
haha
If only.

Someone In Heaven Really Cried

Well. It rained like forever Yesterday. Wednesday 3rd Sept 2008
Brandon and I had to meet JP at NYP to discuss about Genesis' new t-Shirt.
Was there at about 1130hrs and had lunch. Ban Mian at 1145hrs, Ban Mian again at 1600hrs. Haha. gluttony.
While having our "Discussion", it started to rain.
At first it was rain, then it became Tears from Heaven. Lots and lots of TEARS. TOO MUCH.
It started at about 1300hrs and it rained all the way. No sign of stopping.
The best part was, we had to meet Eugene and my brother at PPP for diner but it was still raining.
No choice. ride 10.4 km in the heavy downpour. Mearly had an accident with an inconsiderate asshole who tried to cut my lane. Thank goodness i avoided the feller. managed to reach PPP in one piece. A little bit soggy though. Haha.

Reached PPP at about 1930hrs although we were suppose to meet at 1800hrs. Thanks to the rain that caused bad traffic. With that aside, i meet my brother outside Borders and waited for Eugene and JP. Best Part was this. Anthea was at PPP by coincidence and walked pass myself and Eugene as he walked towards borders. She didn't even noticed us... As Blur as a Jelly wish.

Porridge for dinner. How sad can that be. I paid $4.30 for a stupid bowl of Porridge. I'm never eating at PPP's FC anymore. Major rip-off. Then again I had to ride home in the Rain.

I can't believe I actually typed so much crap.... haha

Blam

Something really stupid happened in church today and I will defenitely never forget it.
A guy parked his van at the foyer of the church and wanted to get out... Funny part is he tried to do so but forgot to remove his seatbelt and BLAM he swings of his seat and slams to the floor... It was so funny i actually forgot to laugh!

The moment he got up and removed the seat belts, I started laughing. Thank goodness he didn't see nor heard me laugh. you don't get to see this everyday.

Car door

Today ain't so much fun...
just went cycling and had some ice cream which contained alcohol.
Stawberry and Chocolate.
Some people found it fantastic but i thought it was really disgustiong...
The strawberry flavoured ice cream does not really taste like strawberry
I only liked the Chocolate flavoured one... but stilll it ain't as fantastic as I thought it should.

I shall get to the point now. funny the title car door but no mention of it yet.
Was cycling pass Siglap Centre on the road at abt 30km/h. Some American or british lady opened the darn stupid car door just right in front of me.
the first think tt ran through my mind was HOLY SHIT! thank goodness my bike uses disc breaks instaed of the normal standard issued breaks.
manage to stop just in front of the car door.

She's pretty lucky i was calm and not furious... think i would have blasted her with a good long blast of Airhorn technology... propably she would have been deaf. thinking abt it now, i wish i did.
Hope such iccidences ain't gonna happen again.

NS...

Never knew it took people so long to classify my PES status.
what is happening with those people...
They say the army is suppose to punctual. and they took 2 months...
And i still haven't received my enlistment letter. Do i need to wait another 2 months?

It is a Good Day to DIE!

haha...
Had many many laughs at 3am with JP.
MGS4 super Tonado gun....

This really is a good day.
Approval from MOE to do relief teaching.
Now I need to Confirm with the Principal and i'll get a chance
to go back to St. Pats and torture lil souls

Accomplishment...
finally the Shoe rack i've been working on has come to life....
MUAHahahahaha!
but now my mom wants me to build another one...
I should have just taken my own sweet time.

TT's my day so far...

Old Physics @ Work

Haha... I can't believe that my Physics now is so much better than in Secondary School.
I actually helped 2 friends with Pysics and i actually still remember.
4 Topics so far... I'm praying that they'll remember what they learnt.

Finlly i managed to send in my application to MOE to be employed as a relief teacher.
Hopefully i get it.
I can go Back to St. Pat's to teach.

Hope tt enlistment letter don't come any time soon.